six6vi:

tharealvnasty:

Can a boy explain what the “”“friend zone”“” is

When a girl realizes you wanna fuck her so she makes it seem like she wants to fuck you back to get you to do stuff for her

That’s called being strategic

incredulous-rex:

Give me attention.
Flash.
Give me adoration.
Flash.
Give me a break.
Flash.

incredulous-rex:

Give me attention.
Flash.
Give me adoration.
Flash.
Give me a break.
Flash.

eaterofdeathx:

kingwithnokrown:

Moist cookies. <3

these are PANCAKES you dipshit.


One time my roommate tried making stove cookies and 0/10 would not recommend

eaterofdeathx:

kingwithnokrown:

Moist cookies. <3

these are PANCAKES you dipshit.

One time my roommate tried making stove cookies and 0/10 would not recommend

(Source: wankerific, via bryceckrispies)

oreoofficial:

when the titles of songs arent said in the actual song i get uncomfortable

by Fall Out Boy

(Source: oreoofficial, via thebeautyisinwhatyoumakeit)

MTV taught me to get away. 

MTV taught me to get away. 

MTV taught me to be whatever I want to be. 

MTV taught me to be whatever I want to be. 

MTV taught me to believe in routines because they are lovely to break. 

MTV taught me to believe in routines because they are lovely to break. 

MTV taught me to show off my moves. 

MTV taught me the meaning of friendship. 

MTV taught me the meaning of friendship. 

MTV taught me to raise da roof. 

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY